It's that day again

I know, I know. I'm no fun.

Today is the day when the signal-to-noise ratio of Teh Internetz radically shifts to "noise." Ah, but it's clever noise masquerading as signal. I want my jokes to be funny, and not some cleverly-disguised form of irony or satire. Those would mean I have to think, and let's face it: Thinkings be hard. Besides, I broke my incredimeter and now everything looks all WTF-y.

*sigh*

As I said: I'm no fun.